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She’s Waiting There for Me

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10 Facts the Internet Claims Everyone Should Know About Elvis

1. Elvis was born on January 8, 1935.

2. Elvis died on August 16, 1977.

3. Elvis is dead.

4. Elvis is alive.

5. Elvis may have faked his death to escape fame and become a trucker.

6. Elvis had blue eyes.

7. Elvis once stayed overnight in the hospital for a broken finger.

8. Elvis’ jumpsuits were made by the same person who designed costumes for the Ice Capades.

9. Elvis had a pet monkey named Scatter.

10. Elvis was last spotted in the late 1980s in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

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Dear Adam Letter

Dear Adam,

I’m sorry to leave you.
I just want you to know,
it wasn’t you.

Regretfully,
Eve