In my dreams, I invent the Man Pill.
It’s blue and square with logical slopes,
to slick off the drama:
Doesn’t she know? Why couldn’t she…
Why would she think that?
Oh my God! She’s such a–
Now I respond: Oh really? (in a caring tone)
But really I don’t.
I’m not quite sure what’s going on.
Possible side effects may include:
· trouble with vision and hearing
· memory problems
· nausea, constipation
· tendency to pull and adjust at the crotch